Wii Search
Have been looking for a Nintendo Wii the past few days to give as a Christmas present to the kiddo. This thing is pretty hard to come by as I have come to find out. Calling the game stores daily to find out if they have got a shipment in that day and checking stores randomly. I refuse to go on eBay to get one or pay an extortion price for one but if anyone has any connections or advice where to get one legit, please let me know.
zombies comin' up the hell right now!
I really tried to say something interesting as of late, but I got nuthin'. So, I share with you interesting links sent to me: MC Chris talking about how the Kingdom of Hearts video game really sucked and just in case you are starting to go gray down south and the carpet no longer matches the dyed drapes, you now have an answer. And if that isn't enough to shock you, here is the last breath to Michael Richards' (Kramer from Seinfeld) career as he spouted out some racist remarks on stage while being heckled.
You're welcome.
Things to do to Cats
I loved this so much, I am willing to take your hate mail and comments for linking it here. NASA needed to see for some reason what what happen if a cat were weightless. I wonder if the scientist wrote "freaked right the F^%$ out!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, one of my top 10 funniest things to do to a cat: weightlessness training.
*to be fair, it looks like the nasa guy is slamming kitty against the wall but the video looks sped up so he's probablly not going that hard into it. I can't see nasa being okay with slamming a cat into a wall then releasing the video onto the interwebs. Next amazing science feat: buttered toast in weightless enviroment. Which side will hit the floor or wall?
Random Thoughts 03.25.06
I dropped a fuji apple in the apartment several days ago, I still can't find it.
They should start off every episode of Nanny 911 with the parents getting slapped up the side of the head by the nanny and being lectured on why they are the reason people should have to pass a basic skills test before reproducing.
The most popular form of televison, reality television, is only popular because people like to validate themselves by seeing people way more f%'d up than they are. I can't believe years after The Real World on MTV (1992), the strategic formula (let's pair up a gay guy with a neo conservative fundamentalist Christian) just came to Fox in the form of Trading Spouces.
Apple fixed my laptop and never told me what exactly was wrong with the laptop despite my guessing it was the hard drive. I get the feeling that if you are willing to pay $350, they will fix whatever is wrong with the computer and ship it back to you.
The guy who sings Your Beautiful is a great big whipped stalker weirdo if you listen to the words.
Beau could use a road trip.
update: The mentioned fuji apple has been found and disposed of.
House cleaning
I started a new design for this place about six month's ago and there are already things about it I want to do different, but time is just a bit limited lately and I was really getting tired of seeing the old layout. So here it is in it's limited form.
The photo galleries will come back soon There is a new design for it as well but there are a lot of photos on there to update so the old design will probably stay with them for a while. With a pro account at Flickr now, some thought has gone into doing away with picts all together over here. Not sure yet on the direction that will go but something to happen soon.
If you have any feedback, feel free to share with me, good or bad. If you see anything loopy in your browser that doesn't look right, please send me a note on that as well.
National Treasure

Thanks to Dan Brown and the movie National Treasure, there is this fascination of late with the legends of the secret societies such as the Free Masons, the Illuminati, the Knights Templar who later became the Priory of Sion.
There is some really neat information to be learned in this entire plethora of legends. Did you know a monk in the Catholic Church (with approval to use science to support Christianity) first postulated the Big bang theory that later led to the creation of the illuminati?
Some of it is just far reaching though. Dan Brown explains in his book Angels & Demons (still a great read) that on the great seal of the United States found on the back of the one dollar bill, that the Latin phrase "Novus Ordo Seclorum" means "New Secular Order". Another popular mistaken translation is "New World Order". A little Google search and you will find that "Novus Ordo Seclorum" actually means something along the lines of A new order of the ages. Notice the big difference in those meanings?
Or so the man would have you believe...
Some other translations on the currency and US Symbol:
Annuit Coeptis : Providence (or God) Has Favored Our Undertakings.
E Pluribus Unum : Out of Many, One
The unfinished pyramid with the all seeing eye has been confused with a Masonic symbol in the movie as well. The symbol was the creation of Charles Thompson (not a Mason) in 1782 for the U.S. great seal. Contributing to the design was Pierre Du Simitière, Francis Hopkinson, and William Barton (none were Masons). President Franklin D. Roosevelt (Mason) included the pyramid side of the seal on the one dollar bill in 1935.
National Treasure was a fun ride of a movie without any expectations. Apperently there is a large fortune right up the street from the apartment here in Manhattan.
Thank You
I am thankful for the opportunities given to me.
I am thankful for the friends I have, old and new.
I am thankful for good memories that get me through the bad ones.
I am thankful for the kindness of strangers.
I am thankful for the people I love.
I am thankful for being loved.
I am thankful for my health.
I am thankful for having the ability to walk off the fact that U2 gave a concert in NYC and no one told me about it so I could attend.
I am thankful for my ability to endure.
I am thankful for my son who gives my existence meaning.
I am thankful that you came to read this.
I am thankful for a bed that feels much better than an air mattress.
I am thankful I have never had to fight in war.
I am thankful for rational people.
I am thankful for the experiences that enriched my life.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Nigerian Ministry of Spam
Today, in one of the many emails I have been specially selected to recieve because I am unique and special, I was informed that the Nigerian government is still in the process of collapsing. However, they are still holding strong long enough for the secretary to the Finance Minister to try and give me a last minute cut of $25million dollars they need to get out of the country and fast!
I just want to say, with the complete confidence that I will indeed be getting paid my cut of $25 million dollars, that my new found wealth is going to be my ticket out of this hell hole and I'll buy new friends better than all of you.
So long, chumps! HAhhahaha
Yep, any day now...
Guy No. 3
Breakdown of a fight scene. There's always this scene on cop / action / sci-fi programs where guy A is surrounded by four or five guys ready to do harm. What the group does not know is that guy A being cornered is a badass / superhero / vampire with a soul. Smart remarks are thrown out then Guy B1 runs in, smack, goes down. Guy B2 is already halfway there and smack, he goes down as well. Guy B3 has time to process the badassness of Guy A and always, always, runs in there anyway.
smack.
The Theory of Everything
Einstein died while trying to solve a theory of everything, that is, where the rules that apply to quantum physics don’t apply to others such as atomic physics, nuclear physics, particle physics, plasma physics, electromagnetism, etc. The rules for one don’t always work well with the other. This is confusing since all matter should have a common relationship to one another.
A few years ago some very smart and somewhat hopeful people came up with a simple idea called the String Theory that appeared to have a unifying answer that made it all work together. This described the universe as occupying several dimensions of space at the same time as all our atoms were vibrating like a string. For all of this to work out in the math, it was suggested that 11 different dimensions had to exist.
Overlooked at the time were another group of people who suggested a different idea called the Super Gravity theory. This was similar in the fact that it unified all the laws of physics but suggested 10 dimensions were required for this to happen.
Both of these theories had a few small holes in them that needed to be filled. When String theory started to fall apart, Super Gravity took the center stage as a focus on the answer. Since Physics, like all other science, requires (or at least longs for) some proof of theory, this left both efforts in the grey, both filled in the holes but neither could be proven.
Eventually they looked at Super Gravity again and added an 11th dimension to the math. This not only worked, but also worked very well in theory. We have some good idea’s on how everything works nicely together but still, hard to ever prove. This sounds a little convienent but remember black holes were only a theory at one time as well. Steven Hawking himself suggested there wasn’t such a thing but today we can prove they exist. When Einstein postulated their existance, he was looking only at a mathmatical explanation.
Here’s where it gets even weirder. You know, as if the other dimensions weren’t enough to wrap your brain around. Something had to be figured out about gravity in this theory. It seemed it was a much weaker force than once thought. It holds us to the planet, true, but even fighting against the gravity of an entire planet, you can stand up. So it was suggested that our gravity was leaking into one of the other dimensions. This didn’t add up in the math. When someone got the idea that maybe gravity from another dimension was leaking into ours, it worked very well.
So given time (yet another dimension), does this mean that too much gravity will be leaked into our own reality causing us great effort to walk around, stand up, or climb stairs?
Yet another thing that keeps me up at night.
