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They say that on the other side of the world, everyone has a twin double.

Sommer, a friend in Sydney, sent an email yesterday talking about how at the AMEX office, there was a new girl who has an uncanny resemblance to me who is from Texas.

Well, I think the obvious question is; do I make a pretty girl?

Thanks to Apple Computer and video programs such as iMovie and other low priced editing programs, the masses can now express themselves in video form.

This video is a good argument for why this isn't always a good thing.

I was just wondering the other day whatever happened to REO Speedwagon and '80's MTV Video special effects.

update: a spoof of the already bad video. (nsfw)

It just occured to me that the Bravo channel and the Oh! channel actually are competing for two different demographic audiences.

"It was then that Sarah realized her fame was waning..."

I have an uncanny ability to rub people with a strong opinion the wrong way sometimes. Case in point; I live in Manhattan, I offer my opinion freely of what I think of the show Sex and the City and furthermore, my opinion of Sarah Jessica Parker as an actress. If her eyelids were anymore relaxed, she'd be Paris Hilton. This opinion doesn't seem to go over well here with most women, and still, there I am giving my thoughts on the subject with little regard to my personal safety.

So you can see how happy I am to hear that Sarah Jessica Parker has been let go by The Gap and replaced with Joss Stone, to which reportedly, has Sarah quite upset about it.

"I guess The Gap finally noticed The Gap between your age and the age of their target demo, Sarah." - BWE

Priceless.

Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson.

You know, I show up to work an hour late and in my pajamas all the time but you don't see me all over the news. Disaproving looks, yes, but not on the news.

Have you seen the Burger King advert with Hootie (sans the Blowfish) in it? He's singing a little country diddy while farm girls all dance around eating burgers and looking hot.

Chicks and Burgers and Hootie, Has all the right things to make me like it but instead it just really creeps me out.

Sometimes life gets hard in between the hours of playing World of Warcraft and gman from New Jersey just needed to let all that aggression out. Three months ago he uploaded this clip of himself singing Dragostea Din Tei by OZone to a single newsgroup and now he's famous.

No, not internet famous; really famous. like on Television and stuff.

Poor Ashley Simpson. She was boo'd offstage at the Orange Bowl halftime. If she wasn't abusing some sort of substance this time last year, she's bound to be snorting or drinking something like gangbusters now.

I feel a kind of sorry for the girl, even if she is a bit lacking in talent. What kills me is they gave a pass to Kelly Clarkson who was the first act. They are both cogs in the machinery of the music industry trying to make their name. Still, the promoters had to know that the core college football crowd is over 15, right?

Yes, Bill O’Reily actually read an email on his show from "Jack Mehoff" who apparently lives in Springfield, Mass. It was all I could do from crying in laughter when he replied "What's the beef?"