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Typhoid Beau

Last week while I was in Oklahoma, I managed to not get sick from allergies. I did however get food poisoning, or so I thought. After hurling up for a day and feeling sore all over, I felt a lot better the next day and vowed never to eat at that place again, I thought it was a done deal.

Over the following week, many people I have known have found themselves also hurling up for about a twenty-four hour period and feeling pretty much like crap. Today, the news is reporting a bug that is hitting everyone all over the US.

I'm sorry America. I won't eat there ever again.



11 responses to "Typhoid Beau."
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Rhiannon

Thanks a lot, asshole. I will never be able to eat chocolate chips or pizza again thanks to you.

wait--this is a good diet, maybe I should be thanking you. You could make a lotta money on this diet you know. . .


beau

the "hork up diet".

I'm pretty sure it's already popular in Hollywood.


adriana

it prolly is, you should bottle that and team up with Suzanne Somers.


chandeeo

You need a marketing agent? "Beaulicious horking up diet plan".


Chad

Hey Hork boy...
"Last week while I was in Oklahoma"
Nice to see you remembered us little people ;)


beau

it was a short visit and it was nate's birthday.


Chad

I understand. I just like giving you hell. Hope you get better bro.


adriana

im sick now, thanks Beau!


Chad

Same here....nice going man...sheesh! I give you hell and you give me THIS crap!


beau

heh. mess with the beau and you get the horns. (sorry your head is melting)


adriana

^what the?



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