Last week while I was in Oklahoma, I managed to not get sick from allergies. I did however get food poisoning, or so I thought. After hurling up for a day and feeling sore all over, I felt a lot better the next day and vowed never to eat at that place again, I thought it was a done deal.
Over the following week, many people I have known have found themselves also hurling up for about a twenty-four hour period and feeling pretty much like crap. Today, the news is reporting a bug that is hitting everyone all over the US.
I'm sorry America. I won't eat there ever again.
the "hork up diet".
I'm pretty sure it's already popular in Hollywood.
it prolly is, you should bottle that and team up with Suzanne Somers.
You need a marketing agent? "Beaulicious horking up diet plan".
Hey Hork boy...
"Last week while I was in Oklahoma"
Nice to see you remembered us little people ;)
Same here....nice going man...sheesh! I give you hell and you give me THIS crap!
heh. mess with the beau and you get the horns. (sorry your head is melting)


Thanks a lot, asshole. I will never be able to eat chocolate chips or pizza again thanks to you.
wait--this is a good diet, maybe I should be thanking you. You could make a lotta money on this diet you know. . .