If you are in a movie theatre and you check your mobile phone every five minutes for a text message, your not only an asshole, you are so not that important. Yes, the glow from your screen is friggin' annoying to the people around you.
If your phone rings and you answer it and start up a conversation, your a special level of needy asshole. Wow, look at you! your beeing seen on a mobile phone in a public place. You indeed have friends. Welcome to 1996. Glad you could make it.
If you keep talking to your pal next to you at full voice about what is going on in the movie, your an asshole. Yes, the cross-gendered X-men villain was a little giggle worthy but you went on and on about it. YES, mention it three more times. That is SO funny.
If you don't give a crap that your home made sammich you brought in was done so in tinfoil and is loud as hell opening up as well as dropping your empty aluminum can several times, your a special level of cheap bastard asshole. I understand a coke here is $9.50 but could you at the very least be somewhat discreet with your aluminum mother$%&% can?
If you laugh or clap at every single little thing in the movie, your not an asshole, just really annoying. It's not required to share your level of enjoyment with everyone else in the theatre. Plus, it would help a little if you were consistent in which side / team / hero / villain you were rooting for.
Memorial day brought all the fun people out to see a movie this weekend.
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Today some girls in my department were just talking about how they packed sammiches for their kids to take to the movie theater to see Over the Hedge this weekend. It was because they can't afford dinner and a movie- to expensive. I laughed my ass off reading this. I felt it was kinda cheap and stupid for me to laugh at the reality of this but I have stopped at the drugstore for candy and snuck my 99 cent Red vines and a random Diet Coke in. I guess that makes me a cheap bastard asshole. Hmm. LOL
no, I can empathize the sneaking in candy or whatever, but to wrap it up in a seriously noisy wrap and to drop his can several times.. The guy just had no sense of care on if he bothered people around him.
ive SEEN THAT GUY!!! he was at starbucks here on the island yesterday and was pickin his nose while talking on one of those ear phone thingies.
He looked SO important!
This is why I stay home on holidays and avoid beaches, movie theaters etc.
Adriana- you must get out and enjoy the wackos on those holidays! That is best photo opp!.
I went to see MI:3 on Sunday and there was this old dude sitting behind me who was caughing up all sorts of nastiness. I *literally* thought I was going to find bits of phlegm and lung tissue in my hair when I left.
And there was a gum-chomper sitting near me. A GUM-CHOMPER! If god had any sense, he'd strike gum-chompers dead. They're worse than midgets.
And the movie? Soooo not worth sitting through all the movie theater mayhem. Back to the artsy-fartsy theaters where people know how to behave I go!
Today some girls in my department were just talking about how they pack sammiches for their kids to take to the movie theater to see Over the Hedge because they can't afford dinner and a movie. I laughed my ass off reading this. I felt it was kinda cheap and stupid for me to laugh at the reality of this but I have stopped at the drugstore for candy and snuck my 99 cent Red vines and a random Diet Coke in. I guess that makes me a cheap bastard asshole. Hmm. LOL