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Random Thoughts 03.25.06

I dropped a fuji apple in the apartment several days ago, I still can't find it.

They should start off every episode of Nanny 911 with the parents getting slapped up the side of the head by the nanny and being lectured on why they are the reason people should have to pass a basic skills test before reproducing.

The most popular form of televison, reality television, is only popular because people like to validate themselves by seeing people way more f%&#'d up than they are. I can't believe years after The Real World on MTV (1992), the strategic formula (let's pair up a gay guy with a neo conservative fundamentalist Christian) just came to Fox in the form of Trading Spouces.

Apple fixed my laptop and never told me what exactly was wrong with the laptop despite my guessing it was the hard drive. I get the feeling that if you are willing to pay $350, they will fix whatever is wrong with the computer and ship it back to you.

The guy who sings Your Beautiful is a great big whipped stalker weirdo if you listen to the words.

Beau could use a road trip.

update: The mentioned fuji apple has been found and disposed of.



7 responses to "Random Thoughts 03.25.06."
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adriana

I love the simple life and that stalkie song.


Janna

Take me with you !!!!


chanda

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.
(*If he was high and a stalker, I would be running from him too*)

Road trip- hmmmm?


Sherri

Supernanny is way better than Nanny911 and Wife Swap is way better than Trading Spouses. :-P I'm actually a little sad that there are so many varieties of the same show.

I hear taking a makes for a nice trip this time of year. :-)


Sherri

OK, apparently html links are not allowed. Grrrrrrrrr.

Waht I said was, taking a train ride through Canada makes for a nice trip and I tried to link the text. No workie, so here's the link:

http://www.viarail.ca/trains/en_trai_onta_tova.html


beth Punches

come to maine..the way life should be, if it were thirty degrees colder than anywhere else in the world...then yes, its the way life should be. and..um its not cold, its ..brisk. Evergreens sway their pine scent through your open window each morning to wake you to cerulian blue skies. Downstairs someone is making bacon and eggs and candian white toast.
Clean Crisp Air, pure clear water. Refreshing, Exhilirating!

Come to maine
to help your sister take the show down to Virginia..suppposed to be a hell of a trip. :)


Mary

What about Fiji.... You would have the best holiday ever... over 300 islands to choose from.
Catch a direct flight from LAX.... You would never look back it would be the best location ever!! Perfect weather, food,drinks and people what more could one ask!!!

www.virtual-fiji.com



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