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Fourteen Hours of Jessica Alba

A clear indication of how Hollywood has reached a new level of suck lately is by my cinema choices for the long haul to Australia on Qantas Airlines on Sunday:

1. War of the Worlds (seen it)
2. *Bewitched (would rather jab my eyes out with needles)
3. The Fantastic Four (seen it)
4. Fever Pitch (not a Jimmy Fallon fan)
5. Land of the Dead (it stars Dennis Hopper.. 'nuff said)
6. *Lords of Dog Town (I'm not 17)
7. Herbie (would rather jab my eyes out with needles)

* Is only being shown because it has an Aussie lead actor in it

I think this is a ploy so that if any plane is ever attacked by terrorists, you will not scream or cry, but welcome the sweet death to put an end to the torture.



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aunt Selma

That's a shame, guess you will have to find something else to do on the flight. Hummmm let me think.



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