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March 2004 Archives.

welcome

I don't know why cat's are known for being clean creatures, Nate's cat always has a moat of kitty litter surrounding his cat box like a little kitty fortress of solitude.

plus they are all assy.

Michael Bergin was so terribly upset at the release of the book The Kennedy Curse last year (that he interviewed for), he decided to publish a book recently that was intended to defend the late Carolyn Bessette, John F. Kennedy's wife who died with John in a plane crash a couple of years ago.

The Irony is that in defending her from being a cocaine user and being an all around "Margot Kidder" kinda nut job, he tells in his book of how he had an affair with Mrs. Kennedy less than a year into her marriage to the kid who was once thought of as "America's son"

Good job.

Exactly how many emotional breakdowns can this guy achieve in the interviews plugging his book?

NASA tests it's new "supersonic-combustion ramjet, or scramjet" design for a Hypersonic Jet that can travel seven times the speed of sound today. The test was apparently successful. The engine is a new design that doesn't require oxygen to be carried onboard for the engine to work. This means fast travel with less weight.

"…the air-breathing engine could propel an airplane to speeds of Mach 7 or faster, enabling around-the-world flights that would take several hours."

When I woke up this morning, I found the following note left on my nightstand;

Nearest Translation; "Dear Daddy, I want to play with Star Wars Lego's, please circle yes, no, or maybe. Yes. No. Maybe."

My seven year old son just wrote a form of acknowledgement for me to play with him.

You know, I have actually stared at this post form just trying to think of something to say. Something witty, profound, enlightening, sarcastic, slapstick, anything at all.

I think I am just empty on content.

I saw the parents all week, checked into family legal stuff no one would want to deal with, finally recovered from massive jetlag, went bowling, and gave my son a masculinity complex by calling him Natalie when he kept throwing me back crappy baseball pitches.

Yea, That's what love is for.

It's been warm in Oklahoma City, almost Sydney warm but I miss the bright sunsets at the end of the day and the sound of the ocean. Funny how little things grow on you.

Oh, and.. I may be working in New York City later this year.

I can remember when my biggest problem once was that my life had grown boring.

Next time, I'll try to go do funny again, that seems to get a better response.

Who can guess what song the post title is from? Anyone?

About a week back in the US and some things I have missed, some people I have missed, other things I have not. Not that anyone owes me anything but sometimes it's hard not to take some people's moodiness personally.

There comes a time, every so often, when people have to take stock in who's bringing down the collective IQ score of human kind.

I submit to you Alice Regina Pike of Covington, Georgia who tried to cash a fake $1 million note at a local Wal-Mart.

Sometimes I waffle on my opinion on the death penalty, but in Regina's case, I'd consider the act just helping evolution fix a missed spot.

Martha Stewart Convicted of All Counts! This doesn't bode well for my stock in Omnimedia.

doh.

(twitch) heh heheh heheheh (thud)

9 hour flight + 10 hour flight + 2 hour flight x 4 + 2 hour train ride x 5 + 20 min subride rides x 20 + 10 hour flight + 1 hour flight = delerious.